August 31, 2014   3,912 notes

sturmtruppen:

weedkinz:

clevverbot:

advice for new freshmen:

  • shut the fuck up
  • you’re the youngest don’t think you’re fucking badass
  • DON’T STEAL MY FUCKING BENCH
  • we’re all tired and don’t want to be there—stay out of the way
  • shut the fuck up

advice for high schoolers:

  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new 
  • they’re fucking new 
  • owning a bench is something the bully in a lifetime movie would do 

I’ve never read something more obviously written by a Sophomore than OP’s post.

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August 31, 2014   15 notes

ask-mommyanddaddy:

"Of course, Hime-sama. We have a place reserved in our hearts for each one of you." 

August 31, 2014   188,061 notes

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

(via glowdeer)

August 31, 2014   15,130 notes

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

(via governorodious)

August 31, 2014   200 notes

we’re naturally capitalist but neither capitalism nor money existed for the majority of our existence, gotcha.

(Source: shitrichcollegekidssay)

August 31, 2014   64,219 notes

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts, via frillyknight)

August 31, 2014   75,370 notes

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere, via glowdeer)

August 31, 2014   131,327 notes
lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

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August 31, 2014   394,805 notes

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

image

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

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August 31, 2014   531,583 notes
frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

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August 31, 2014   410,859 notes

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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August 14, 2014   124,722 notes

indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

(via saving-sgt-bucky)

August 14, 2014   123,124 notes

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

(via glowdeer)

August 14, 2014   225,754 notes

geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via siriuslymeg)

August 14, 2014   125,433 notes

maddysunjade:

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

This is me.

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